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Post by Whimsical||MUSE; on Jun 30, 2011 13:00:59 GMT -5
Q: Did you really have to beat him up? /heavy sigh
A: It works.... O.O
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demon
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Post by demon on Jun 30, 2011 13:10:30 GMT -5
Q: Did that guy just get re-animated after being struck by lightning?
A: The square root of pi.
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Post by SÀMMIUS McGENNIEN on Jun 30, 2011 19:52:57 GMT -5
Q: What should I make with this cherry filling?
A: I don't think that's exactly what he meant by "beat it."
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demon
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Post by demon on Jun 30, 2011 20:09:52 GMT -5
Q: Wtf is that guy doing!? O.O
A: I think it fell of that cliff...
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Post by SÀMMIUS McGENNIEN on Jul 1, 2011 15:15:18 GMT -5
Q: WHERE IS MY ELEPHANT?!
A: No, thanks. Maybe next time.
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demon
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Post by demon on Jul 1, 2011 17:48:15 GMT -5
Q: Hey little boy, wanna join my cult?
A: It was like that when I got here!
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mutt
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Post by mutt on Jul 1, 2011 18:25:15 GMT -5
Q. Did you kill that hooker?
A. He said he was a doctor.
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demon
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Post by demon on Jul 1, 2011 18:33:05 GMT -5
Q: Why did you come out of that room without pants on?
A: I forget...
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mutt
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Post by mutt on Jul 2, 2011 10:34:30 GMT -5
Q. I heard you were taking a new prescription to help with your memory loss, whats it called?
A. As it turns out, redbull doesn't actually give you wings.
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Post by SÀMMIUS McGENNIEN on Jul 2, 2011 19:26:11 GMT -5
Q: Why in the world did you jump off that ten-story building and scream about soaring over mountains?
A: That's not what the butcher wanted, but you can set it over there with the rest of the bodies.
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demon
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Post by demon on Jul 2, 2011 19:43:35 GMT -5
Q: What should I do with these pig rectums?
A: What do you know?!
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Post by SÀMMIUS McGENNIEN on Jul 6, 2011 14:10:20 GMT -5
Q: Timmy, what do you know about the dead body in your bathroom...?
A: Well, I tells him, I says, "I've got a nickel in me shoe."
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demon
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Post by demon on Jul 6, 2011 19:27:55 GMT -5
Q: What'd you tell that bloke to make him wonkers?
A: She said she wasn't allergic!!
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mutt
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Post by mutt on Jul 6, 2011 19:33:35 GMT -5
Q. Man, latex poisoning? That sounds pretty awful.
A. That was the last time I attempted the "Ring of Death"
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demon
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Post by demon on Jul 6, 2011 20:21:06 GMT -5
Q: So what's the story with that scar on your ass?
A: My doctor said it wouldn't bleed so much if I stopped picking at it.
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